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Why You’ll Never See a Tidy Forrest
We’ve almost reclaimed this area! If some more of you vines just grow down a few more feet, we will have thwarted their “retaining” wall and rendered this sidewalk useless. When are they going to...
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The Philosopher
You humans roll through here every day in your hard-shell cases just to stare at us animals. Did you ever think that maybe you’re invading our privacy? What if you were working out in your yard and...
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A One-of-a-Kind on eBay?
I know why they don’t remove you. I’m a university building, and you add to that whole “ivy covered walls” thing. Still, you didn’t have to overdo it! You’ve started to cover up my windows!...
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Keeps Him Up at Night
I’m an emergency call box. I have big letters and big buttons because people in an emergency don’t have time to fumble for their glasses or read fine print. I’m a sentinel, always at the ready. I...
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The Paradox of Paradise
I know we’re lucky to be living in a conservatory. The weather is always perfect; nothing threatens us; all of our needs are met. But what is life without struggle and adversity? Didn’t you ever...
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